"You know," she tells me,
"after the fifth shot of whiskey
you become pessimistic,
and you start acting like a dick."

"Everything you say," she tells me,
"is fuck this and fuck that, 
and how they owe you money
and how they fucked you over."

"You know," I tell her,
"after the fifth shot of whiskey,
you become a bloody slut."

July 4, 2007